Patriotism
Posted in Craps, Internet, Jokes, Sports on Jul 9th, 2007 3 Comments »
National day is around the corner, show your patriotism already!
Archive for the 'Jokes' Category
Toilet in Mumbai
Posted in Craps, Jokes, Travel on May 5th, 2007 No Comments »
Two days ago, when Mr Kayez was chauffeuring me from customer’s office back to hotel, he suddenly made a rare request: “Excuse me sir, can I stop for a while? I need to go to toilet”
“Sure, no problem“, I said. He then stopped the car calmly, went down from the car, unzipped his pant [...]
Fifa 2007 - The most unfair game ever!
Posted in Craps, Jokes on Apr 17th, 2007 2 Comments »
Was using Man Utd in Fifa 2007 just now, Liverpool 1 - 1 Man Utd, this is a very normal scoreline in real world. But look at the screenshot!
Liverpool’s shot on target: 1, Liverpool’s goal: 1 - scoring percentage: 100%
MU’s shot on target: 21, MU’s goal: 1 - scoring percentage: 4.76%
T_T This is so very [...]
Check out
Posted in Jokes, Travel on Mar 28th, 2007 No Comments »
Yet another silly joke to share, but this is a real one that happened to me when I was in The Park hotel, Mumbai.
SmarterChild got mad
Posted in Craps, Internet, Jokes on Mar 26th, 2007 2 Comments »
SmarterChild is a MSN intelligent chatterbot that understands human language. It is an encyclopedia on its own that also provides services like weather query. You can add him to your contact list via smarterchild@hotmail.com
Apart of that, you can just do some casual chatting with “him”, like what I just did :-)
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Cold Joke of the day
Posted in Craps, Jokes on Mar 22nd, 2007 No Comments »
Dave: “Hey June, what time is the 5pm meeting later?”
June: “5pm”
Dave:
Windows Vista’s Speech Recognition
Posted in Craps, Guides, Jokes, Software, Windows on Feb 3rd, 2007 1 Comment »
I’ve just tried out the Vista’s Speech Recognition this morning. Setting up was pretty easy, I just had to configure the microphone, learn basic commands and dictation by taking a speech tutorial (which was pretty long but impressive) - and voila! I can now control my computer with my voice rather than Keyboard/Mouse!
I then ordered [...]
Uncyclopedia: Welcome to 2007
Posted in Craps, Internet, Jokes, Recommendations on Jan 7th, 2007 No Comments »
Uncyclopedia is a satirical parody of Wikipedia. It has nothing but random nonsense and ridiculous jokes, but it can be extremely funny to read those articles. Haven’t been visiting the site for some time, I’ve decided to pay a visit there, and guess what - now they are imitating Apple’s new 2007 home page XD
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